It’s time for you to get smart. Seriously, stop being fat. Enough is enough. I’m getting sick of repeatedly adding these posts these blogs. The message needs to get across that your lifestyle is not a healthy one. It’s very bad for you and toxic to your friends and family.
It’s like a bad relationship, just breakup with you boyfriend because chances are, there’s a better man out there who will value you more. I speak from first hand experience. As a former fatty, I can attest that losing weight changed my life. Now I go to the gym 7 days out of the week and I try to go multiple times a day.
Did I mention that I’m addicted to the gym? It’s a business that will continue to receive my money willingly, day after day, week after week, month after month and year after year. If I could say lifetime after lifetime I would, but my gym is actually LA Fitness. Yes, that was a terrible joke, but if you can’t laugh a little, what can you do?
It’s time to click here if you are a woman. It is the source that you’ve been waiting for. It’s the place you always dreamed was true, and now it is. Have you been having those bad dreams where your teeth fall out? Those are absolutely terrifying. I would know, I just had one this morning. Wow, I woke up the earliest I have this year. Granted it is only midway through January, but still, give me points.
By the way, it IS the new year. That means you should at least have the excuse of a new years resolution to get your but pointed towards the gym. Do that and you’ll be in awesome shape for 2016. Don’t waste 2015 my friend.
Click here now if you’re a fellow douchebag guy like me. I love myself and you should too. That is to say, you should love me. I love it. I’ll having you feeling really, really fly – kind of like a G6. Yes, the bad jokes will continue.
Don’t stop reading friends.