Jan 15 2015

Cut the Rub, Lets get down to Biz

It’s time for you to get smart. Seriously, stop being fat. Enough is enough. I’m getting sick of repeatedly adding these posts these blogs. The message needs to get across that your lifestyle is not a healthy one. It’s very bad for you and toxic to your friends and family.

It’s like a bad relationship, just breakup with you boyfriend because chances are, there’s a better man out there who will value you more. I speak from first hand experience. As a former fatty, I can attest that losing weight changed my life. Now I go to the gym 7 days out of the week and I try to go multiple times a day.

Did I mention that I’m addicted to the gym? It’s a business that will continue to receive my money willingly, day after day, week after week, month after month and year after year. If I could say lifetime after lifetime I would, but my gym is actually LA Fitness. Yes, that was a terrible joke, but if you can’t laugh a little, what can you do?

It’s time to click here if you are a woman. It is the source that you’ve been waiting for. It’s the place you always dreamed was true, and now it is. Have you been having those bad dreams where your teeth fall out? Those are absolutely terrifying. I would know, I just had one this morning. Wow, I woke up the earliest I have this year. Granted it is only midway through January, but still, give me points.

By the way, it IS the new year. That means you should at least have the excuse of a new years resolution to get your but pointed towards the gym. Do that and you’ll be in awesome shape for 2016. Don’t waste 2015 my friend.

Click here now if you’re a fellow douchebag guy like me. I love myself and you should too. That is to say, you should love me. I love it. I’ll having you feeling really, really fly – kind of like a G6. Yes, the bad jokes will continue.

Don’t stop reading friends.

Jan 8 2015

The Most Awesome Realtor in the Game

Many things have been said about my client, but not enough things. Certainly not enough of the good variety. In case you were wondering, my client is none other than the greatest real estate agent in Michigan, Joe Morris.

Not only is he a man’s man, he’s also there for the women. Whether you are of the male or female variety, he will help you with your real estate needs. Why, I once saw him sell a room with 12 bedrooms and 8 full bathrooms in it. That’s not easy to do, let alone get the opportunity to do.

He’s got it all, the people skills, the knowledge, the power and the willingness to help. He serves all of the metro Detroit, but you’ll find no better realtor in the area. He’s a true New Baltimore realtor. We’re not talking about New Baltimore as in the city that’s located on the East coast. We’re talking about one of the far cities in the suburbs of Michigan. Near the lakes no less.

Save your house money!

He’s not just good near the lakes however. To the west of New Baltimore you’ll find many great townships, like Macomb. He also happens to be the greatest Macomb Township Realtor to ever walk this earth. I don’t care if you need a house, home, condo, business or anything in between – he will help you to your satisfaction.

I can’t count my fingers the amount of times he’s helped me or someone I know. That’s because I don’t have nearly enough fingers – or toes! Ah well, I have never been known to be funny anyway.

All that I am saying, is that if you need a man to sell or buy a home in Michigan, he’s your man. If he can’t do it, no one can. That’s not his motto, but it should be.

Check out what the word realtor means on wikipedia.

Thank you so much for reading.

Dec 30 2014

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